The students were touring Military training grounds during their outing to Singapore Discovery Center. The tour guide was explaining the various buildings and what were they being used for. Finally, we came across the dorminatory building. The guide explained that the army cadets stayed in this bulding. She added that the 4th level was reserved for lady cadets. She then asked, “Why do you think the ladies stay on a separate floor?” And the reply came from a student, “Because they need privacy..” Our social skills lesson sure is working well..

Overheard @ Singapore Discovery Center by Mohana Tan

During a lesson about good eating/drinking habits…Teacher shows a video to the class.
Video states: “You should not take big gulps.”
Student: “But I want to drink Big Gulp from 7-11!”

Overheard by Ee Bing in Maple Class (Daily Living Skills)

As the SA2 exams were around the corner, intensive revision was being conducted in class. I told the class, “If you don’t know how to do a question and don’t even try it, you will get a big fat egg (meaning a zero mark)” My student delightfully replied, “Ok, get me a chicken Egg.” Speaking of literal translation…

Overheard @ Rosewood Class by Mohana Tan

Pathlight started our very own DJ booth since we moved into the new school. Student DJs are on shifts to host at the DJ booth for an hour in the afternoons.

A housefly happened to fly into the DJ Booth.
Student DJ ran out of the booth and exclaimed: “Fly in da House!”
He excitedly asked the trainer if he could called the programme that name.

Learning fast on DJ slang I must say!

Overheard @ Pathlight DJ Booth by Nix

Pathlight started our very own DJ booth since we moved into the new school. Student DJs are on shifts to host at the DJ booth for an hour in the afternoons.

Student DJ: Up next is a dedication from Daryl. ….well…. there is no message.
Student DJ: [long pause]
Student DJ: Well so let’s enjoy this song with no message!

Apparently the trainer forgot to include steps on what to do when there is no message in the dedication slip.
But our DJ handled in in his own cool way!

Overheard @ Pathlight DJ Booth by Nix