During a lesson about good eating/drinking habits…Teacher shows a video to the class.
Video states: “You should not take big gulps.”
Student: “But I want to drink Big Gulp from 7-11!”

Overheard by Ee Bing in Maple Class (Daily Living Skills)

During Moral Education class in Oak…

Teacher: Where do you stay?
Student: I stay at home.

Overheard by Ee Bing in Oak Class

James: ” Ms Lili, are in your LATE twenties?”

Teacher looked surprised at being asked this question out of the blue and exclaimed ” No James, I am not in my late twenties!! ”

James *GASPS*: ” Don’t tell me you are in your early thirties!! ”

Overheard @ Classroom corridor by Lili

As the SA2 exams were around the corner, intensive revision was being conducted in class. I told the class, “If you don’t know how to do a question and don’t even try it, you will get a big fat egg (meaning a zero mark)” My student delightfully replied, “Ok, get me a chicken Egg.” Speaking of literal translation…

Overheard @ Rosewood Class by Mohana Tan

Kris: “Why do they call it Windows 7 when there are only 4 windows?”
It makes perfect sense!

Overheard by Jac